Washing a cat is easy. Mostly they wash themselves. For example, my cat Curlitail cleans herself so much that she some bald patches (I'm am planning on blogging on the many eccentrics of the Knox household soon Curlitail is only the tip of the iceberg). Occasionally you give them a bath. here is one of doing it:
How to wash a cat:
1. Put both lids of toilet up.
2. Add a generous amount pet shampoo
3. put on thick protective gloves
4. Tackle your cat
5. take your cat into bathroom
6. Place your cat in toilet and shut both lids (you may need to stand on the toilet
7. Stand on the toilet seat(ignore the screams of from your cat it is enjoying itself no matter what it sounds like)
8. flush tiolet four times (this is power rinse)
9. Make sure your bathroom door is closed
10. Get a towel and hold it directlty over the toilet
11. open toilet
12. Cat will fly out of toilet and directly into the towel
13. get hair dryer and dry your cat
Yeah, pretty much that'll do it. But dogs don't fit toilets (unless they're whimpy dogs) So washig Molly is much harder
1 Catch dog
2. Tie her to trampoline
3. make sure she can't drag trampoline
4. hose her down
5. srub
6. hose her off
7. Release her
Sound easy right? WRONG! No it's not esasy. First: a soapy dog more slippery than a greased pig, second: catching a dog without her collar virtually impossible to do, third: dog shake of water. I understand the qoute:
"Those who do not what soap tastes like, have never washed a dog"
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