School buses. It's like all the big guys at COUM (Corporation of ugly machines), got together and said; "Let's make a transportation device and make it as ugly as possible and let it ferry droves of kids to school. Ideas anyone?"
"I know make the size and shape a a giant twinkie."
"Then paint it bright yellow, with black, so it looks likes a hornet on steriods."
"Then write: SCHOOL BUS all over it in black letters just in case someone didn't notice what it was."
"Give it a portable stop sign so it can stop traffic."
"Finally give it a maxium speed of fifteen MPH, and make a super gas guzzler."
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