Harford Country Fair

Hey Everyone,
Had an eventful day today. I went to Harford County Fair with Alicia. Besides teasing each other, Alicia and I got airbrush tattoos, I got a rose wreathed in thorns on my wrist, and my mom discovered that she really enjoys tractor pulls. I think they are an environmental disaster. The smoke darkened the sun. I screamed "A thousand years of darkness Charlie!!!" Nobody heard, because the tractors were so loud.
Alicia was formulating plans to steal a horse so she could ride it off into the sunset. The plan was for me to climb onto the roof of a building and fall off, creating a distraction so Alicia could steal the horse while people were distracted with loading me into an ambulance.
We were walking through fairgrounds when we met a guy named Andy, who was trying to pass on some religious message. When we told him we were already religious and weren't really interested, he tried harder. He wanted us to pray with him or something. Another interesting thing- this nun kept glaring at me when Alicia and I were eating our Funnel Cake. Alicia said she was trying to eat my soul.
I'm going to go nurse my blisters.