Boldly going where no man has gone before

Last night I saw the new Star Trek for the first time. It was dad's turn to choose the movie obviously. I'm not a super nerd. I am only slightly nerdy. Inspired by the words of Leonard Nimoy, I decided to boldly go where no man has gone before... and returned, that is. Under my bed (scary music).
I ventured further into the deep, dark recesses of my bedroom, than anyone has ever dared go. As to some of the horrors I discovered there, I will not speak, to save you, my dear reader, many nightmares. After swimming through a The Sea of Empty Candy Wrappers, and climbing the Mountain of Dirty Clothes, and exploring the Caverns of Stuff I Thought I Lost, I discovered my goal. My whiteboard. Unfortunately, it was deep in the lair of the most terrible monster of all. Killer Mutant Dust Bunnies! I fought the Dust Bunnies bravely and there were many close calls, but I emerged victorious, whiteboard in hand, and remnants of the Dust Bunnies in my hair. I could hear the call of the last Dust Bunnie, "Just you wait! I will have my revenge.... REVENGE!!!"
Until then though, I have won.