My Pet

This was the first Creative Writing Assignment. We were supposed to write about a pet that we've never had. Here's what I wrote:
My pet is a Cheshire Cat named James. He's a fluffy cat about three feet long and about as high as my knee. He's black with bright purple stripes and bright yellow eyes. He'll eat virtually anything, but his favorite food are Spaghetti O's with diced mice. If your short on mice, he likes spiders too, but only if you pull off the legs first (otherwise the legs get stuck in his teeth).
James has a nice cat bed, but he prefers to sleep on my bed, usually with me. Unfortunately for me James tends to hog the bed, and so I usually end up on the floor.
He's certainly learned some interesting tricks. James can pull off his head and play with it. He can also become invisible.
Unfortunately, James has rather bad people skill. He's a very sweet cat, but he doesn't do first impressions very well. He likes to sneak up on the neighbors when he's invisible, and give his head as a birthday present. YOu can see can see how this can cause quite a shock sometimes.
One might wonder how I got a unique cat like James (if your interested in getting a Cheshire cat I must discourage you, they are a great deal of trouble). I got James from the Mad Hatter's daughter, who I've been friends with for quite a while. She told me her cat just had kittens, and I asked her if I could have one.